{"id":114,"date":"2022-04-08T20:22:09","date_gmt":"2022-04-08T20:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vhw.oze.mybluehost.me\/?page_id=114"},"modified":"2022-04-08T20:22:12","modified_gmt":"2022-04-08T20:22:12","slug":"pains-and-aches","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.rythmicchimney.org\/staging\/2056\/pains-and-aches\/","title":{"rendered":"Pains and Aches"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.rythmicchimney.org\/staging\/2056\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_4958.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-580\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.rythmicchimney.org\/staging\/2056\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_4958-scaled.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.rythmicchimney.org\/staging\/2056\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_4958-scaled.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.rythmicchimney.org\/staging\/2056\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_4958-scaled.jpg?resize=1152%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 1152w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.rythmicchimney.org\/staging\/2056\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/IMG_4958-scaled.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse has-text-align-center\">\nThere was this sharp pain in my back\nWhen I awoke today.\nCould be my mattress breaking down\nI once heard someone say.\n\nCould be that bowl of bread and milk \nI ate before bedtime\nThat caused this splitting bad headache\nBut I've never had this kind.\n\nSomeone said, who I'm not certain,\nNot so very long ago\nThat yellow mustard was a sure cure\nFor this cramp in my big toe.\n\nNow, this thumb upon my right hand\nWhat is wrong I'd like to know\nIt pops every time I move it\nMan, Oh Man, it hurts me so!\n\nThat's why my writing is so messy,\nI can't open up a jar.\nMay need some help to dress me \nDown the road not very far.\n\nAchy bones are old and creaky\nI prefer a seat that's soft.\nNow I have to change my undies\nEvery time I sneeze or cough.\n\nI am, oh so full of wisdom\n(Which no one appreciates).\nNer'theless, I'd gladly share it\nCould I shake these pains and aches!\n\n                                             by Yvonne Golden\n                               01\/14\/21\n<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was this sharp pain in my back When I awoke today. 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