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When I opened my wallet to pay, I found that my debit card was missing.  Now that is always a heart stopper!! It also stopped my lunch plans, because at McDonalds it has to be cash or plastic&#8211;I had neither.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All the way back to my base school I wracked my brain trying to think where I could have left my card.  I finally decided that the last time I had used it was at Wal Mart.  I distinctly remembered putting it back in my purse.  The only other possibility was that I had left my purse unattended, and some curious person had helped him or herself to it.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The first thing I did after reaching my classroom was to empty my purse and sift through the mountain of contents, searching for the lost card.  Nothing!  I looked through my wallet one more time.  FOUND IT! &#8230;in the pocket on the front.  How it got there I will never know.  I have never before put it there.  RELIEF!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now&#8211;What about lunch??  I had a drink in the fridge.  I rummaged through my desk and found a quarter, a dime, 3 nickels, and 5 pennies&#8211;exactly enough to get a package of peanut butter crackers from the vending machine.  PROBLEM&#8211;the vending machine doesn&#8217;t take pennies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, I walked to the office at the front of the building and asked for change, a nickel for 5 pennies.  Then I headed out for the lounge.  I put in my money&#8211;1 quarter, 1 dime, 4 nickels.  I punched in the code for my choice&#8211;D5.  The display started flashing red.  &#8220;THIS ITEM IS $1.00.&#8221;  Someone had put my peanut butter crackers in the wrong slot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What now?  The only thing I could do was punch the button for my money back.  It must be my lucky day!  I got back all 55 cents of my money!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I went back to my classroom, got my diet drink from the fridge, found 3 Starburst Fruit Chews in my purse, and settled back to enjoy my lunch.  The wrapper said 240 calories in a package of Starbursts.  I figured I got about 80 calories after all.  The day wasn&#8217;t a total loss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a Friday. Being an itinerate gifted specialist I travel between three schools. On Fridays I spend half the day at one school and finish the day at my base school. 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